Private message to Johnny

I need to see you. I tried to get a new bloke into my bed and it turned out he'd heard gossip that makes me think the two of us need to have a serious conversation before -- well. Let's save it for in-person, shall we? Likely to be fewer misunderstandings.

Usually, I get on quite well with my exes. Sometimes I even still sleep with them. You're the exception -- frankly, the most difficult and annoying ex I have ever had.

I'm available today but really not for the rest of the week. Let's get this over with.