Private message to Reynard

[alt_rachel]

Well, my party last night went swimmingly. Yours?

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[alt_jason]

No.


Ouch

[alt_rachel]

Hung over, then? I'd say that's on you.

Me, I spent the night out in the fresh air at a hunting preserve in Wales. I've never felt better!

[alt_jason]

Fuck, sorry.

Yeah, the tonics are a bit slow this morning. They're working there way into my blood but I think my blood is still around 76% firewhiskey.

Wales is nothing to brag about.

Snowdonia?

[alt_rachel]

Yes, Snowdonia. Merlin, you are running slow this morning. Sorry to wake you, clearly you ought to still be sleeping it off!

[alt_jason]

All right. What will you do with Snowdonia, exactly?


My party: brilliant for nearly everyone else. Less so for me.

[alt_rachel]

Merlin and Morganna, are you telling me you wound up sleeping alone last night? No wonder you're hung over! (Also, is that actually a first?)

[alt_jason]

Sort of Yeah, more or less.

Could have done, mind. But I was overly focused on making sure someone else was having a good time and not getting into trouble, I think.

Don't feel sorry for me. Feel sorry for the people who didn't get to go to bed with a legilimens.

And feel sorry for yourself, too. I get my best information from people that way.

I can't believe that little one you've got is married. Do you know how much information she could get as a female legilimens if she were single and willing?

[alt_rachel]

At this point, not much, unless she was going to use polyjuice to trade places with Sarah Yaxley or something.

But, you know, not everyone has your particular set of gifts.

[alt_jason]

If she trades places with Sarah, I'll know.

I dare not take that last as a compliment, lest you follow with some cutting barb that pricks at my pride.

[alt_rachel]

What? You're quite gifted, you know. (You do know. That's one of the things I remember from school.)

Anyway, you probably wouldn't be the only one who'd notice; Sarah's got quite a unique and distinctive personality.

[alt_jason]

Actually being reminded of that right now is... not helpful.

Yeah, she's mental, is what you mean. But it's hot, in its own way.

[alt_rachel]

I'm sure it is.

[alt_jason]

You want me to tell you more?

Because there are several married women (and a few men) that I exchange salacious prose with.

The pay is good. But Miss Minx gets a discount.

[alt_rachel]

That's not the prose I'm paying you for, alas. I'm sure it makes for delightful reading!

[alt_jason]

You know where to find me if you change your mind.